“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
my french teacher kept looking at me like this so I took this without warning him and told him he’d be famous
he demanded a retake bc he wanted u guys to think hes cool
I can’t believe I forgot to mention the fact that when I took this he told me to photoshop some hair on so “my internet friends” would like him
someone make this mans dreams come true
I’m trying to draw Makaras, and GHB is becoming an infinite well of frustration. What the fuck. What the FUCK is going on with his head? There seems to be three common interpretations:
KURLOZ BUT BIGGER
WHAT SATAN WOULD LOOK LIKE IN JEM PROBABLY
SCENE KID BLOW DRYER ACCIDENT
But all of them are hard and I give up, so he’s getting LOST A BET AGAINST THE EMPRESS from now on.
While I enjoy many of the Fleischer Bros animated “Popeye” cartoons, they and all the other film and tv adaptations give little hint of the rich characterizations of the original E. C. Segar cartoon strips.
One example is “Olive Oyl”. Segar’s strips often parodied the “Damsel in Distress” cliche, which the animated cartoons were to unfortunately embrace and use ad nauseam. I the original Popeye universe, if you couldn’t have Popeye himself on your side in a fight, Olive Oyl was probably your next best choice, as she was almost as tough as he was and at least as resourceful.
Olive is lot tougher in the comics! In the cartoons, she’s a lot sillier. I love them both! =D
if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes
Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes
i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong
I’ve been having fun re-designing the DMMD characters in better, less fashion disaster hot topic-y outfits in my spare time. Here’s Noiz (face it he needed it most) - I’m working on Aoba and Koujaku
color combos are fun.
why am i even going to art school
i’ve just learned it all here
Just a friendly reminder that using a toilet is highly disgusting and offensive to toiletkin as well as cultural appropriation unless you are toiletkin so please stop.
This is it. This is Tumblr in a nutshell.
tumblr in a nutshell is people looking at obvious troll blogs and pretending to believe them to validate their internalized transphobia and otherkin hate
"average bisexual sleeps with 30 people per year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average bisexual sleeps with maybe 1 to 3 people per year. Georg Lord Byron, who self-exiles from puritannical england & sleeps with 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
very important stores